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R-Rated International Coasters

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R-Rated International Coasters

from 8.50

These are the coasters for you if:

  • you like to spur a conversation about coaster use with your messy guests

  • you have a lot of international guests who could use some firm encouragement to avoid those cup rings

  • you want to learn how to swear, or at least come close, in the languages of the world

All say something along the lines of “use the fucking coaster” - but with appropriate profanity in each language. In a few cases, the overall phrase is modified for brevity, as, for instance, “sottobicchiere” - Italian for coaster - just won’t fit no matter how you slice it.

You can order a single-language set of four, or create your own set by selecting individual coasters. Each multiple of four comes with a handy stand.

For another standalone English coaster, check out this product. Or perhaps you’re looking for some sci-fi languages, such as you might find in Dungeons & Dragons or Lord of the Rings? Then check out this product.

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These are the coasters for you if:

  • you like to spur a conversation about coaster use with your messy guests

  • you have a lot of international guests who could use some firm encouragement to avoid those cup rings

  • you want to learn how to swear, or at least come close, in the languages of the world

All say something along the lines of “use the fucking coaster” - but with appropriate profanity in each language. In a few cases, the overall phrase is modified for brevity, as, for instance, “sottobicchiere” - Italian for coaster - just won’t fit no matter how you slice it.

You can order a single-language set of four, or create your own set by selecting individual coasters. Each multiple of four comes with a handy stand.

For another standalone English coaster, check out this product. Or perhaps you’re looking for some sci-fi languages, such as you might find in Dungeons & Dragons or Lord of the Rings? Then check out this product.

  • Available in: Arabic, Bisaya (Filipino Dialect), Burmese, Cantonese, Czech, Dutch, Dzongkha (Bhutanese), English, French, German, Greek, Hebrew, Hindi, Indonesian, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Mandarin, Nepali, Norwegian, Polish, Russian, Slovak, Spanish, Tagalog, Thai, Turkish, and Vietnamese.

  • All coasters are solid walnut, with three coats of spar polyurethane.

  • All orders are made on demand, so will be shipped out within one week after ordering.

  • Thanks to all those who helped with translations and verifications: Adam, Allen, Amrith, Carmen, Cody, Coy V, Darren, Dennis, Eric V, Grace K, Jan P, Jonathan, Michael, Nico P, Osman, Paul T, Priyanka, Rafael, Rain R, Sriyanta, Tae, Tun Tun, William, Yao Y