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Don't Fuck Up The Table Coasters

32.00
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Don't Fuck Up The Table Coasters

32.00

Do your guests need constant reminders to use the coasters? Despite your copious coasters strewn on every available surface, do set down their sweating mugs right next to them? Do your pleadings and exhortations to not add to the existing cup rings on your expensive wood table fall on deaf ears?

Then this is the product for you! Each of the four coasters in the set is lovingly engraved with THE not-so-loving reminder, “DON’T FUCK UP THE TABLE”.

3 5/8” square for those oversized mugs - and with a handy holder that could double as a fifth coaster for that friend who is eager to point out that the other four coasters are all already in use!

International version coming soon - want to make sure your language makes it into the set? Contact me for details!

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Do your guests need constant reminders to use the coasters? Despite your copious coasters strewn on every available surface, do set down their sweating mugs right next to them? Do your pleadings and exhortations to not add to the existing cup rings on your expensive wood table fall on deaf ears?

Then this is the product for you! Each of the four coasters in the set is lovingly engraved with THE not-so-loving reminder, “DON’T FUCK UP THE TABLE”.

3 5/8” square for those oversized mugs - and with a handy holder that could double as a fifth coaster for that friend who is eager to point out that the other four coasters are all already in use!

International version coming soon - want to make sure your language makes it into the set? Contact me for details!