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R-Rated Sci-Fi Coasters

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R-Rated Sci-Fi Coasters

32.00

Created specially for the sci-fi fiends among us, these coasters all say “Use the fucking coaster”, but using the script specific to different species and tongues of Dungeons & Dragons, the Star Wars franchise, Babylon 5, Stargate, DC Comics worlds, and more!

Most of these scripts are “simply” alternate fonts, allowing for a direct transcription of the text, but a few have somewhat more complicated transformations (such as Lord of the Rings’ Elvish). And in a few cases, a beautiful script had to be abandoned because that alphabet was missing some key characters in the text (i.e.: the Nal-Huttese alphabet of Star Wars lacks a “t” and a “u”)

While I did some initial research in verifying that a suitable machine-carveable font exists, as I am not an expert in all (or honestly, any) of these languages or their nuances, part of the “price” of being among the first to have a set of coasters in your favorite language is your help in confirming the accuracy of my initial translation! Images of the languages are in this PDF.

Pick up a set and you’ll be the envy of all your friends, and you can break these out for those movie or game nights!

Each set of four comes with a handy stand. Note that the Hindi-language image is just indicative picture of what a finished set would look like.

For the more “traditional” human language versions, check out these coasters.

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Created specially for the sci-fi fiends among us, these coasters all say “Use the fucking coaster”, but using the script specific to different species and tongues of Dungeons & Dragons, the Star Wars franchise, Babylon 5, Stargate, DC Comics worlds, and more!

Most of these scripts are “simply” alternate fonts, allowing for a direct transcription of the text, but a few have somewhat more complicated transformations (such as Lord of the Rings’ Elvish). And in a few cases, a beautiful script had to be abandoned because that alphabet was missing some key characters in the text (i.e.: the Nal-Huttese alphabet of Star Wars lacks a “t” and a “u”)

While I did some initial research in verifying that a suitable machine-carveable font exists, as I am not an expert in all (or honestly, any) of these languages or their nuances, part of the “price” of being among the first to have a set of coasters in your favorite language is your help in confirming the accuracy of my initial translation! Images of the languages are in this PDF.

Pick up a set and you’ll be the envy of all your friends, and you can break these out for those movie or game nights!

Each set of four comes with a handy stand. Note that the Hindi-language image is just indicative picture of what a finished set would look like.

For the more “traditional” human language versions, check out these coasters.

  • All coasters are solid walnut, with three coats of spar polyurethane.

  • Available in:

    • Futurama / Alienese

    • Stargate / Ancient

    • Stargate / Goa'uld

    • Babylon 5 / Vorlon

    • Babylon 5 / Shadow

    • Ar Tonelico: Melody of Elemia / Hymmnos

    • Legion of Heroes, DC Comics / Interlac

    • Superman / Kryptonian

    • Star Wars / Mandalorian

    • Star Wars / Aurebesh

    • Star Wars / Sith

    • The Super Dimension Fortress Macross / Zentradi

    • Magic World / Madoka Runes

    • Lord of the Rings / Dwarvish

    • Lord of the Rings / Tengwar Sindarin

    • Lord of the Rings / Angerthas Moria

    • Dungeons & Dragons / Rellanic / Elvish

    • Dungeons & Dragons / Davek / Dwarvish

    • Dungeons & Dragons / Iokharic

    • Dungeons & Dragons / Barazhad

    • Dungeons & Dragons / Magi

    • Final Fantasy XIII / Pulsian

    • Ar Tonelico Qoqa: Knell of Ar Ciel / Ar-Ciela Language of Planets

  • All orders are made on demand so will be shipped out within:

    • One week if there’s a picture of the finished coaster of your selected language on this page

    • Two weeks if there is not yet a picture, since I’ll also be corresponding with you to confirm the translation correctness

  • Thanks for your enthusiasm and interest - tackling unique and obscure languages has turned into a bit of an obsession for me with this product line, and I’m excited to expand it into a whole new realm of languages!